thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

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americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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ltmkillla:

that time ray was like “i bring the comedy” and geoff waslike “where thte fuck do u bring it bc its not here”

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lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

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lesbolution:

me: i have depression

person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga

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