unsatisfiedjudge:

your words no longer mean anything to me
immortal-182:

Aleks is such a punk
onebuttscratcher:

Haters never win. I just think that’s true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end. -Tom Hiddleston

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snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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icelands-fridge:

[grabs microphone] [whispers intensely] red like roses fiLls mY DREAms aNd [getting louder] brinGs me TO THE PLACE YOU REST [rips off shirt] WHITE IS COLD [kicks open door] and alWAYS YEARNING [breaks glass] burDENED BY thE ROYAL TESt [grabs scythe] BLACK THE BEAST DESCENDS FROM SHADOWS [chops down tree] yelLOW BEAUTY BUUUURRRNs [lights fade to black] goooooold

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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